Worm Sign

Woodchuck watched Wallaby exit the dime store; he was neither the brightest nor the best looking, but he had a nice smile. And a fat wallet she could appreciate. “Why my dear, dear, dear Mr. Wallaby, what an absolute pleasure to see you again so soon.”

Life Imitates

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Wallaby threw the script on his agent’s desk, “I don’t want an opinion, I don’t want any feedback or backtalk. Just get it published, it’s my latest, I call it ‘The Importance of Being Grouchy’.”