a panda Photo by Ying Wu on Unsplash

Panda put on her headset. “Operator, number please? Pennsylvania 6-5000? I’m sorry that number is disconnected. Yes, for a very long time. Hmm? What? Why I never without having a drink bought first, Kodiak, don’t think I don’t know your voice and I won’t tell your mother if you don’t pick me up at 10 o’clock. Hmm? Okay, sugar, bye-bye.”