Vacation’s End

Blue-footed Booby and Harp Seal were sharing a rock perch when Booby said, “Aggravating? I had an ex-wife that aggravated a starfish so bad it pulled its own stomach out and threw it at her. I know they feed that way but still. She would not stop tapping on the glass no matter what. Starfish are masters of sign language. Who wouldn’t be with five arms? And every one works as a middle finger! Got us banned for life. Can’t ever go back. And I love Monterey.”