Diagnosis

A magpie Photo by joel herzog on Unsplash

Detective Magpie and his partner sat at the diner counter drinking coffee. “When I said I had crone’s disease, I meant my wife and her sister.”

Come Together

A Red Squirrel Photo by Rebecca Prest on Unsplash

“Aw nuts, fellas,” Fox Squirrel took off his walnut and dropped his stick. “I’m tired of playing army. Can’t we pretend community theater for a little while? Please?!?”